PARTY DECOR
Personalized Middle Finger Centerpiece with Birthday Number, Fuck Fifty, Fuck Forty, etc., Birthday Decor
$23.95
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DetailsI know it beats the alternative, but let's face it; getting older sucks - even if we happen to be "aging gracefully" (graceful, my ass) and of course, we happen to look great for our age! Our large middle finger with a birthday age is just a testament to that. It's also fun and funny to fuck the sappy stuff every now and then and just tell it like it is. If there were an age fairy, we'd want to send the message loud and clear and just tell him (of course, it's a "him"!) to go fuck himself! 🤣
These are two separate pieces. Our finger is about 10 inches in height, has a wooden stand. We have the number 50+, which is glittered, on a separate stand. It features 5 stars that are attached by wire. Both are made from multiple layers of cardstock.
We can make this with virtually any number, and you have your choice of a variety of glitter colors for the number itself: gold (as seen here), red, blue, purple. Just let us know, and we'll see what we can do to accommodate your request. All we ask is that you please be available by email for any questions we might have.! -
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Shipping from United States
Processing time
2-3 business days
Estimated shipping times
- North America : 3 - 5 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
Frequently Asked Questions
Reshipments
Please be very careful and double-check your shipping address to make sure it is correct - including zip code. If you make a mistake, your order will be returned to us. It could cost you an additional two weeks shipping time, and you will have to pay for reshipment.
Wholesale availability
Many of my products are available to wholesalers. Please contact me.
Custom and personalized orders
Many of the items in our shop are customizable. Please contact us with any requests.
Return fees
There is a 20% restocking fee for items returned in the United States; there is no restocking fee for orders outside of the U.S. Buyer is responsible for any return shipping costs.
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