YOUR FACE OR THEIRS ON A CELL PHONE - CUSTOM - Option #1
This is a cell phone, and yes, we know that was pretty obvious, but, look! It has your face or theirs on it! Also, probably obvious - but maybe more on the fun side of obvious. Putting your or their face on a cell phone gives you the opportunity to send a message (The LastWord, Bish) that might - or might not - be related to the concept of said phone - from your perspective or theirs. Like "Don't call me!" or "Stop talking!" or "Shut your piehole!" Or maybe even some hashtags beneath their picture like #LIAR, #LOSER, or #CHEATER. Actually anything that is relatively short and to the point can go here, as long as it doesn't exceed 18 characters.
The cell phone with wood stand measures approximately 4 1/2" x 2" and is handmade with double-layered 110lb card stock and foam mounting.