VALENTINE'S DAY 3D GREETING CARD - BALLOON FART MAN
Our funny, unique Valentine's Day greeting card features a 3D hunk of a guy who clearly demonstrates exceptional skills with inflating balloons out of his ass. Probably not a resume-type skillset, but ya gotta know that if it were at all possible, guys all over the planet would be blowing up balloons with their ass - just for the bragging rights. Balloon sales would skyrocket - there'd be balloons everywhere - and helium would be a thing of the past because men would swear by the superior quality of "homemade" balloons. Oh and it would definitely become a competitive sport.
And guys, this would not qualify as a romantic greeting card to send to your wife or girlfriend.
We digress. Back to basics: The balloon is raised slightly with a small wire spring and says, what else but "Happy Valentine's Day". Our 3D greeting card Balloon guy measures approximately 4.75"x2.75" at its widest point and is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting. A wood stand allows the guy and his butt and balloon to be proudly displayed for all to witness the glory.
An additional card is provided, just in case you'd like to add a little bit of a message - which should not exceed 60 characters. Also included is a handwritten To and From tag that is attached to the outside of the box.
IT'S NOT JUST A CARD, IT'S A GIFT! It's a boxket! All of our Valentine selections include the following goodies: a coupon that we customize for you (search Coupon for suggestions), bubbles (in a tube with a heart-shaped top), a heart-shaped note pad, a small Valentine pin, Valentine's Day candies, and an assortment of various color-coordinated and Valentine's Day-themed card stock, wood, foam or plastic hearts and other tokens. We'll put as many as space allows.
We understand that sometimes a Valentine can be platonic, so please let us know if we can include anything with the words "Love" or "XOXO" (hugs & kisses).
IF YOU ARE LOCATED OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES, please visit our Etsy shop @ https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheLastWordBish?ref=search_shop_redirect for other shipping options.