3-D custom potato with their face, card gift
3-D potato with their face, custom, card gift

Your/Theirs Face on a Potato Custom 3D All Occasion Card

Regular price $15.99

File should be png or jpg. We need a closeup where the eyes, eyebrows, nose and mouth can be clearly seen.
Optional: this is what your potato says

The perfect card for any occasion:  birthdays, get well, Que Pasa, etc.  It's what you've always wanted - your face or theirs on a card-stock illustrated potato.  In fact, as everyone knows, once you go card-stock illustrated potato, you never go back.  

We print your special message on a separate card.  We can also include a dialogue bubble for your potato.

These potatoes may not be real, per se, but they're the real deal when it comes to The Last Word, Bish!   This one's a keeper!   And let's be honest here.  As "gifts" go, these are much more practical than a real potato that is just going to either sprout or get all wrinkly and shriveled ((as tempting as it may be, absolutely no old people jokes will be inserted here)   OR otherwise give you belly fat  - with 37 stinking, totally cruel and unfair grams of carbohydrate; why, dear God, why?!  

This perfect low-calorie, completely indigestible potato that is guaranteed never to sprout, etc. or go to waste measures approximately 4 1/2" x 2 3/4" and is handmade by little fairies with double-layered 110lb card stock and foam mounting.  A wood stand for displaying is attached. 

You provide a good, close-up picture that clearly shows the eyes, nose and mouth, and we'll do the rest.