Sister Mary Menopause 3D All Occasion Greeting Card - choice of 4 versions
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Our Sister doesn't take crap from anyone. She can't. She's menopausal. It's out of her hands! Dear God, it's been hell on earth - literally - what with the hot flashes, night sweats, insomnia, weight gain, bloating and mood swings. You'd be cranky, too. We hear it's almost impossible to keep your mouth shut during menopause. So you really can't blame Sister Mary Menopause if sometimes she simply doesn't have the patience for bullshit and just tells it like it is. We personally love it because it's exactly what The Last Word Bishis all about!
You get three choices for the dialogue bubble: two are ours, the third is yours. Your surrogate nun awaits your request.
Our 3D Sister Mary Menopause greeting card gift measures approximately 4 1/2" x 3" at her widest point. She's not fat - it's water weight. She is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting. Her head with dialogue bubble makes up a third layer, which is attached with a plastic spring that makes her head wobble just a bit. We personally think the wobbling is part and parcel of the menopause.