SISTER MARY MENOPAUSE  3D GREETING CARD GIFT- choice of 4 versions
3-D sister Mary menopause card
3-D Sister Mary Menopause gift card, go to hell

SISTER MARY MENOPAUSE 3D GREETING CARD GIFT- choice of 4 versions

Regular price $13.99
Dialogue bubble reads, "You're going to hell in a handbasket!"
Dialogue bubble reads, "Thou is going down. Way, way down. Amen.
Dialogue bubble reads, "Fornicator!"
Your choice of dialogue.

This Sister doesn't take crap from anyone.  She can't. She's menopausal.  It's out of her hands!  Dear God, it's been hell on earth - literally - what with the hot flashes, night sweats, insomnia, weight gain, bloating and mood swings.  You'd be cranky, too. We hear it's almost impossible to keep your mouth shut during menopause.  So you really can't blame Sister Mary Menopause if sometimes she simply doesn't have the patience for bullshit and just tells it like it is.  We personally love it because it's exactly what The Last Word Bish is all about!

You get three choices for the dialogue bubble:  two are ours, the third is yours.  Your surrogate nun awaits your request.

Our 3D Sister Mary Menopause greeting card gift measures approximately 4 1/2" x 3" at her widest point.  She's not fat - it's water weight.  She is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting.  Her head with dialogue bubble makes up a third layer, which is attached with a plastic spring that makes her head wobble just a bit.  We personally think the wobbling is part and parcel of the menopause.