Namaste away asshole yoga lady in a bottle
Message in a bottle yoga lady flipping the bird


Regular price $14.99
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You remember the 1999 movie Message in a Bottle about a woman who finds a love letter in a bottle and ultimately finds love with the gentleman who wrote it?  Yeah, this is nothing like that. The typical Message in a Bottle is tossed into the ocean for a stranger to find.  It's romantic, adventurous.  This bottle is tossed into the mail for an intended victim 'cuz it's The Last Word Bish!   Not romantic or adventurous, but definitely entertaining and even pleasurable - at least for you.  Your recipient doesn't even have to open it to see  a double middle finger solute peaking out from the upper portion of the clear plastic bottle that is incidentally replete with cork. Yeah, cork!  It's the yoga lady, and her caption reads, "Namaste, Bitch!" 

He/She - your victim - has the option of keeping the 3D figure housed in the bottle - which measures 7 1/2 inches - or they can remove it by opening the bottom portion.  

Either way, yoga lady is still flipping them off!  And, because it's just way too cute to throw away, they're gonna be compelled to hold on to this gift for a long time.  Yep, it's the gift that keeps giving!  

Our 3-D yoga lady greeting card gift measures approximately 4 1/2" x 1 3/4" at its widest point and is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting.  A wood stand allows the hand to be proudly displayed anywhere their little heart desires.  

This is not packaged in a gable box like the other selections.