Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle - The Last Word Bish
Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle - The Last Word Bish
Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle - The Last Word Bish
Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle - The Last Word Bish
Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle - The Last Word Bish
Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle - The Last Word Bish
Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle - The Last Word Bish
Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle - The Last Word Bish
Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle - The Last Word Bish

Funny Dick in a Bottle Stand Up Greeting Card, Personalized Message in a Bottle

Regular price $14.99

Please indicate if you'd like something other than, "The name is Richard".
Finally, a G-Rated Dick in a Bottle! You can safely send him to all of your friends, family members, and coworkers! He says, "The name is Richard," but we all know that a Dick is a Dick!

Our funny stand-up figurine - we call him Dick - is not just a unique greeting card, he's a gift and a keepsake. The perfect item to display on anyone's desk - because again, not X-rated!

Dick - or Richard, as he prefers to be called - comes with a separate card in which we will print whatever message you would like. He also comes with a handwritten To and From gift tag.

Dick in a Bottle is made using several layers of card stock with foam mounting. He measures approximately 4 1/2 inches by 1 1/2" at his widest point. His depth is less than a quarter inch. The bottle in which he is housed is plastic with a cork and removable bottom; it measures approximately 7 1/2 inches in height.

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