3d female and male with butt message
hunk farting a message from his butt
3D girl farting a message from her butt
funny farting guy with gable box


Regular price $12.99
Male with bare butt
Female with bare butt
Bubble fart reads, "Happy Birthday!"
Bubble fart reads, "I love you!"
Bubble fart reads, "Thinking of you!"
Bubble fart reads, "Kaboom!"
Bubble fart reads, "Goodbye, Felicia!"
Bubble fart reads, "Wazzuuup!?" or "Wassup?" (your call as to the spelling your prefer.)
Your choice of text for the bubble fart. Not to exceed 26 characters.
Include your personal message, not to exceed 60 characters.

Let's face it; farts have not always been known to be especially amusing - particularly for those on the receiving end.  Yep, no one - not a one - has ever been known to enjoy being the recipient of noxious fumes of the home grown variety.  Are you listening, men?  Oh, sure, the one who deals it always seems to get a real kick out of trapping you in their "dutch oven".   And by my personal account, those would mostly be individuals of the male species because farting seems to be a significant component of their DNA.   Granted, they can't help themselves; but they indeed seem to excel in the sport of finding new and unique ways of crop dusting.  But now we women can get even - even if our flatulence is of the hypothetical variety - because we all know that women do not fart; it was the dog.  And since The Last Word Bish offers farts that are of the card-stock variety with absolutely no scent involved, they will receive a much more favorable response. Turns out that payback is not always a bitch - even if a bitch sent it.  Sometimes it's just plain funny!  Here we offer both male and female "dealers", both with their pants revealing a bare butt.  You decide the "greeting" you like best - or write your own.

An additional card is provided if you decide to add a personal greeting.  It should not exceed 60 characters.