I know you are, but what am I? 3-D  pop art coffee lady
3-D pop art coffee lady
full of shit 3-d pop art coffee lady

COFFEE LADY 3D GREETING CARD GIFT - Choice of 3 versions

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Dialogue bubble reads, "I know you are, but what am I?"
Dialogue bubble #2 reads, "It really is all about me. Try to remember that."
Dialogue bubble reads, "You really are full of shit."

We've named this lady with the updo the "coffee lady".   Yeah, creativity at it's finest.  It was either that or "apron lady".  It could have also been "red bow in her hair lady" so, given our options, we really believe we made the best possible choice.  (You can keep your opinions to yourself.)

Just incidentally, note that her coffee is black.  This means she's undoubtedly watching her weight. We can therefore extrapolate from this that the mailman must be really cute.  If it were the milkman, her coffee would have had cream.  It was the 50's - the pickings were slim.  But we digress... 

The coffee does seem to allow her the opportunity to collect her thoughts and reflect on the meaning of life, and then share those thoughts on your behalf. Look at her face, the tilt of her head. We've been told that that's indicative of major thinking going on.   Yeah, we didn't recognize it either.  Deep, deep thoughts. You know, all the good "stuff" that falls under the category of The Last Word Bish!   Yeah, we really did nail it.

So our 3D Coffee Lady greeting card gift with her wood stand measures approximately 3" x 2 1/2".  She is handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting.