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Funny Bite Me Personalized 3D All-Occasion Card - Two versions

Regular price $14.99

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Our handmade 3D Bite Me figurine is one perfect customer service mascots!  It's a fun, humorous alternative to your ordinary greeting cards.  Can be adapted to suit any occasion - birthdays for example - or non-occasion - just to make someone laugh - especially close friends and family members who get your sense of humor!  We print your personal message on a separate card.  

Good friends will laugh; enemies, maybe not so much.  They'll both wish they had found it first and sent it to you!  It's also a great gift for yourself or anyone who works in customer service.  If it can't be your desk mascot, you hide it in your drawer and take it out when the going gets tough.

Our greeting card features a 3D set of teeth with two different versions.  One version doesn't just have the message "Bite Me", but  - so there's no ambiguity about what it means - it includes a (sort of) dictionary definition (no, not Webster's) of the phrase as well.  It reads: Bite me  1. (v) A slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off, you prick."  

The second version -  a "milder" version - is just the teeth without the definition.  The teeth simply say, "Bite Me".

Yeah, this definitely qualifies for The Last Word, Bish!

The teeth with stand measures approximately 3 1/2" x 2 1/4",  and it is handmade with triple-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting.  (The third layer allows the teeth to stick out a little beyond the tongue.)