BITE ME 3D GREETING CARD GIFT
BITE ME 3D GREETING CARD GIFT
3-D bite me teeth

BITE ME 3D GREETING CARD GIFT

Regular price $13.99
Include your personal message, not to exceed 60 characters.
Check here if you'd like us to remove the definition.
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A 3D set of teeth greeting card gift doesn't have just the message "Bite Me", but  - so there's no ambiguity about what it means - we've included a (sort of) dictionary definition (no, not Webster's) of the phrase as well.  It reads: Bite me  1. (v) A slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off, you prick."  

If you prefer a "milder" version, we can remove the definition and just go with the, "Bite Me".

Yeah, this definitely qualifies for The Last Word, Bish!

The teeth with stand measures approximately 3 1/2" x 2 1/4",  and it is handmade with triple-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting.  (The third layer allows the teeth to stick out a little beyond the tongue.) 

An additional card is provided if you'd like to include your own personal greeting - which should not exceed 60 characters.

Also included is our version of confetti - that color-and-theme-coordinated card stock cutouts.  In this case, we've added smaller versions of the teeth with a devil emoji or a laugh 'til you cry emoji (you choose).  We also included our little flowers mostly for our amusement because we like the juxtaposition of the sweet with the not even.