3D BITE ME ALL OCCASION GREETING CARD GIFT
BITE ME 3D GREETING CARD GIFT
3D BITE ME FUNNY GREETING CARD GIFT
3D BITE ME SNARKY GREETING CARD GIFT

BITE ME 3D GREETING CARD GIFT - Two versions

Regular price $13.99
Check here if you'd like us to remove the definition.
This is for a separate card.
Which emoji would you prefer

A 3D set of teeth greeting card gift doesn't have just the message "Bite Me", but  - so there's no ambiguity about what it means - we've included a (sort of) dictionary definition (no, not Webster's) of the phrase as well.  It reads: Bite me  1. (v) A slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off, you prick."  

Good friends will laugh; enemies, maybe not so much.  They'll both wish they had found it first and sent it to you!  It's also a great gift for yourself or anyone who works in customer service.  If it can't be your desk mascot, you hide it in your drawer and take it out when the going gets tough.

If you prefer a "milder" version, we can remove the definition and just go with the, "Bite Me".

Yeah, this definitely qualifies for The Last Word, Bish!

The teeth with stand measures approximately 3 1/2" x 2 1/4",  and it is handmade with triple-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting.  (The third layer allows the teeth to stick out a little beyond the tongue.) 

An additional card is provided if you'd like to include your own personal greeting - which should not exceed 60 characters.

Also included is our version of confetti - that color-and-theme-coordinated card stock cutouts.  In this case, we've added smaller versions of the teeth with a devil emoji or a laugh 'til you cry emoji (you choose).  We also included our little flowers mostly for our amusement because we like the juxtaposition of the sweet with the not even.