Middle Finger Salute Personalized 3D All-Occasion Card
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Let your finger - or this one - do the talking. Get The Last Word, Bish and surprise and delight your friends, family and coworkers - or just piss off your enemies. Perfect for any occasion or no occasion at all! That's how versatile the middle finger is.
Besides,this is the go-to when you can't maneuver sticking your ass in the air - like when you're driving.
Oh yeah, included in the cost is a separate card with your printed personal message AND our version of confetti, which is color-and-theme-coordinated cardstock cutouts. In this case, we've added smaller versions of the middle finger with some laughing mouths - the later 'cuz we figure if you're sending this, you think it's pretty funny! Those laughing mouths could very well represent your own - and ours. We also thought it was pretty amusing to include some sweet little flowers in the mix. Kinda like softening the message, but no, not at all.
Nowadays, the middle finger is a familiar gesture in Western culture, used by music artists, actors, celebrities, athletes, politicians, you, shitty drivers, and most everyone you know. We've seen numerous pictures on the internet, and It's even on TV; It was pixelated, but Stephen Colbert has been known to use both hands, both of his middle fingers to send a message. And there's actually a video where former President Bush flips someone off.
Ya gotta love it! The middle finger is the bomb! It can convey both moderate to extreme contempt - or conversely, humor. There are indeed times when it is more succinct, articulate and satisfying than anything you could possibly say. No words necessary.
Our 3D female hand with wrist greeting card gift measures approximately 5" x 2" (at its widest point) and is handmade using double-layer 110lb card stock with foam mounting. A wood stand allows the hand to be proudly displayed. It's the gift that keeps giving.