Personalized Talking Butts 3D All Occasion Card - Male & Female
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You have your choice of messages with either of our very versatile 3D talking butts. We've all done our own variation of butt talking, so don't even deny it. Kids do it instinctively. It's inherently funny and perfect for just about any occasion - even birthdays, get well, congratulations, etc. You can also indicate a personal message that we will print on a separate card.
Back to the messages. These jean and tighty whitie-clad butts have two distinct messages. Version #1 has a red arrow that reads, "Kiss this!" pointing to a set of lips. Version #2 shows our girl or guy with a fart bubble and a box that reads, "My butt would like a word with you." That fart bubble sans any detectable scent has a number of options: A) "Happy Birthday!, B) "I love you!", C) Thinking of you!", D) "Kaboom!", E) "Goodbye, Felicia!" and F) "Wassup?" and G) your choice, not to exceed 24 characters.
Our 3D farting female greeting card gift measures 4 1/2" x 2 3/4" at the widest point. The male is slightly smaller, and measures Both are handmade using double-layered 110lb card stock with foam mounting. A wood stand allows their butts to be proudly displayed forever or thereabouts. For version #1, a third layer of card stock with foam is used for both the arrow and pouty lips. For version #2, a third layer of card stock is used for the bubble fart, which is elevated by a wire spring to give it a little bit of a wobble.